“Dress me in silly costumes, do you? Then the force of my anger shall you face. Your expensive sofa? Those delicate drapes? Shred them, I shall!”

Halloween skulls, by 1smrtcookie, licensed under CC BY 2.0
“Dress me in silly costumes, do you? Then the force of my anger shall you face. Your expensive sofa? Those delicate drapes? Shred them, I shall!”


NBC News, via Thérèse B.
Dexerto, via Andrew Y.
NPR, via Andrew Y.
Andrew Y. found these parakeets summoning something.
don’t invite me to the function unless we’re doing whatever the hell this is https://t.co/EcnbuCtJK2
— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) September 13, 2026
Speaking of washing paws, the Girl With the Dogs bathes a kitten with the tiniest meow and oversized mittens.


Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
The Guardian, via Sowmya D.