Breaking News: Fresh allegations have rocked online retail giant Zambezi.com as workers say the company makes them wear uniforms knitted from their own fur. Reached for comment, a company spokesman said “Wait, don’t we own your paper? Get back to work!”
via Andrew Y.
Actually, now you really do need to be scared.
People, via NTMTOM
Cutetropolis is brought to you today by She Sells Sushi, by the seashore at the marina. Stop by for this week’s special: Tuna Toebean Roll.
Sake is on me, Andrew Y. (No seriously, I just spilled a whole bottle. Get some napkins.)
I shall now screech for you the song of my people.
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via Karen P.
Teddy makes it all better.
Laughing Squid, via NTMTOM
Pardon me, but you happen to be describing my greatest asset.
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Murray C. shares an invisible dog.
Probably learned it from this guy:
