It’s time for the Caturday open thread, and today reader Muppet2171 shares Teller “trying Penny’s trick of not looking at the camera.”

It’s time for the Caturday open thread, and today reader Muppet2171 shares Teller “trying Penny’s trick of not looking at the camera.”
You put us in these party hats and said we were going to a party, but I don’t see a party anywhere yet. I just don’t see the point of it.
Murray C. shares a clever pup who can show you the door.
Welcome back, fright fans. Our next tale of terror concerns an ancient portrait in the hands of a collector with impeccable taste — for blood. It’s a spine-curdling tale I call: Brushstroke With Terror!
“I hope your journey to my castle was uneventful,” said the dapper gentleman as he ushered his guest into the gallery. “I’m glad you could appraise the portrait here, because it is very sensitive to light and must never leave this room.”
“Why, what an uncanny resemblance,” noted the art expert. “This portrait is three hundred years old at least, and yet it looks just… just like…”
“Yes, I know,” said the gentleman, eyeing his guest’s neck. “It’s been in the family for generations. But then again,” he added, moving in closer, “so have I.”
Found on Instagram by Andrew Y. and Sharon H.