We must dispense with the usual pleasantries, fellow Cutetropolitans, and go straight to this important story from reader Squiddy:
Bertie got really sick this weekend and had to have emergency surgery due to a hairball lodged in his intestines. He’s safe home now, a little worse for wear.
Even in his banged up, drugged up state, the sweet boy still smiles in his sleep. He is a constant, very expensive but worth it, joy.
Cheshire is super glad to have him home.
It was either this or the face mask.
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Is that why I keep getting pulled over?
Pleated Jeans, via Sharon H.
So... many... bellehs...
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Whadda YOU lookin' at?
Pleated Jeans, via Sharon H.
Maybe it makes it MORE funny!
Pleated Jeans, via Sharon H.
I need one of those, Andrew Y.
(All right, you got this. Just get out there, act like nothing happened. Keep your head up, stay positive. If you don’t feel shame, it’s not real shame. No problem, here we go…)
Submitterated by Arne via Imgur.
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