Breaking News: Cutetropolis Police Department seeks the public’s help in apprehending the robber who held up the Eighth National Bank yesterday. According to eyewitnesses, the robber handed a teller a note reading “PUt oll da tuNa MoNeez ins da bag pLees. I aM not a kat.” Police have released these images captured by surveillance cameras at the scene.
Round up the usual suspects, Sharon H.
“It is as I suspected all along,” exclaimed Inspector LeBleen. “By following the trail of blue footprints, I shall successfully deduce the identity of the thief who stole my pen! I must immediately record these observations in my notebook while they are still fresh in my mind, just as soon as I find my…
“Oh, right.”
BREAKING NEWS: After a lengthy trial, an all-cat jury has found notorious potato-chip thief Omar Spitoon guilty on all counts and sentenced him the maximum term in Pringles Prison. Ignoring defense counsel’s pleas for leniency, Judge Ivana Hangemall cited the risk of repeat offense, noting “once they pop, they can’t stop.”
Now that’s taking a bite out of crime, Sharon H.
“All right, let’s go over this one more time. Bruno, you wait by the refrigerator door. At exactly sippy-cup time, Rex and Bingo will cause a loud diversion in the back yard. When Mom goes out to investigate, you keep her occupied for exactly these many fingers. Meanwhile, I open the refrigerator, stand on Bruno’s back and clean out the entire supply of juice boxes and Lunchables.”
Via Imgur.