Behold the face of the husky. It is a proud face, forged over eons by the harsh winds and punishing cold. The sharp ears, ever alert to danger. The steely eyes, blue as the Arctic ice. The sensitive nose, always hunting its next meal. The tongue — actually, let’s just stop there.
In spite of hours spent studying advanced theory, personal training from some of the nation’s top coaches, and countless weeks of daily practice, Louise was never able to master the sport of cheese catching.
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via Sharon H.
Silently, the caped figure crept in through the open skylight and dropped to a crouch on the floor. Pulling a small flashlight from his utility belt, Batman scanned the dark, dingy office until he found the body: some two-time hood known as “The Schnozz” who was about to turn state’s evidence. But he knew at once this was no ordinary killing. From the chemical scent in the air, and the grotesque, twisted grin on the victim’s face, one thing was clear: The Joker was back in town.
Holy hound dog, Cheryl S.!