“But what I’m saying is, it’s more than a picnic. It’s an important company event, the one chance I get every year to meet people outside my department, and frankly you kind of let me down there at the end. And it’s not like I want you to be Mister Super Serious when we’re out together. You’re an outgoing dog, I get it. People like you. And up to a point it was working for me, especially with those ladies from Payable. But then you had to walk up to the VP of Finance and bury your nose between his legs, and — I’m just saying, you need to pick your moments better.”

But I hear they totally crushed it in the three-legged race, Sharon H.