Basically, the response was “Heck no, I’m keeping him.”
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
Andrew Y. shares TikTok user Elias Herrera and his cow Bruce.
Another of Coco’s dachshund puppies is about to leave for her forever home, but not without one last play session. Good luck, little one!
“Miss Flacknacker, call my broker and buy another 5,000 shares of Amalgamated Squeakytoy! Then bring me the contracts on the Chew-Eeze merger! And come light my cigar, do I have to do everything around here?!”
Can’t sleep, frog will eat me.
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
And don’t get me started on that close-talking Christopher Robin.
GeoBeats / YouTube, via NTMTOM
“And if you could just emancipate me from this leash, that’d be great.” (via Dana D.)
