Somebody Call a Bear Hunter?

Morning, ma’am. Heard you were having some troubles with bears in this area. Found a bunch of ’em out in the woods today, having a picnic or something, so I roughed one of ’em up to show the others who’s boss. Don’t think they’ll bother you no more. You’re welcome.

white dog holds stuffed bear in mouth
I’ll take 20 percent of your cheeseburger as a finder’s fee. (Reddit)
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Maybe She’s Born With It

Cutetropolis reader AB, best known for sharing photos of her adorable Frenchies Grogu and Rey, has some new photos of a girl whose eyelashes are batting a thousand:

It’s well known that animators love to give “girl” animal characters long, flirty eyelashes to distinguish them from their male counterparts. Of course, this practice is silly and unrealistic.

Cute cocker spaniel dog with surprisingly long eyelashes looks at the camera
Um, yeah, about that…

This is how I can tell that Mila the cocker spaniel is actually some sort of cyndroid being (probably engineered by Disney) and not an actual dog.

Same cocker Spaniel dog looks down giving us a better look at her long eyelashes
Nope, I’m all real.

I also have my doubts about her brother Theo, who predictably lacks the excess eye fringe.

Same dog looks at you. a darker cocker Spaniel dog sits in the background
Him? He’s just an AI hallucination.
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Links: Unfortunately, it’s “Baby Shark”

Cat loves only one song, Maru turns 17, elephant gets a new herd, world’s tallest steer, and more.

And finally: Best Stuffed Toy Ever

Andrew Y. shares a service dog getting a special treat.

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