Will you get a load of this guy up there? He wants me to play with him, but I can’t because he won’t get off me. I guess this is what people mean by “cross purposes.”
Criss Cross
Dogs
Links: Come Fly With Me
Pets on airplanes, baby owl loves toy, sleepiest bear wins contest, cat at traffic stop, and more.
Oh, stewardess? I speak dog.
People Captured The Most Adorable Plane Passengers
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
The actual name of the competition is “March Napness.”
Bear Wins Sleepiest Bear Contest by Staying in Hibernation the Longest
People, via NTMTOM
Two stories in one video!
Cats Order In Drive Thrus And Do Picnics With Their Favorite Girls
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via NTMTOM
You have the right to remain on my shoulder.
Officer In The Middle Of Traffic Stop Gets Ambushed By Someone Cute
The Dodo, via Kar F.
And finally: Make Way for Ducklings
Elizabeth G. shares an annual college tradition.
All Green Thumbs
Your Honor, my client categorically denies that he had any part in digging up the garden and that the so-called “evidence” is purely circumstantial. We refer specifically to the precedent set in the matter of Me v. Your Lying Eyes.
Links: Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…
Hairy new bug discovered, naughty squirrel, amazing cat rescue, crazy bird meets crazy straw, and more.
Well, it makes me less appetizing.
Newly discovered Australian beetle almost mistaken for bird poo
BBC, via Sharon G.
You don’t see ME laughing, do you?
Heroic Rescue of Lancashire Cat Takes an Unexpectedly Hilarious Turn
Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM
Naughty Squirrel Steals Everything She Spots. Nothing Can Stop Her
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via NTMTOM
And finally: Crazy Bird Meets Crazy Straw
That drink is definitely stirred, Andrew Y.