“Miss Flacknacker, call my broker and buy another 5,000 shares of Amalgamated Squeakytoy! Then bring me the contracts on the Chew-Eeze merger! And come light my cigar, do I have to do everything around here?!”
Wendell Borblethorpe, Dog Tycoon!
Dogs
Links: Love My New Pad!
Creative cat spaces, precocious piglet, kitten jumps from car, and dog loves Lincoln.
Can’t sleep, frog will eat me.
Creative People Came Up With Cool DIY Ideas To ‘Catify’ Their Homes
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
And don’t get me started on that close-talking Christopher Robin.
Piglet doesn’t understand personal space unfortunately
GeoBeats / YouTube, via NTMTOM
And finally: Honest, It’s Abe!
“And if you could just emancipate me from this leash, that’d be great.” (via Dana D.)
Links: Home at Last
Adopted pets in New homes, baby owls get a bird bath, children raised by huskies, dog rescue village, and more.
And finally: Go Go Gomez!
Hello There, Stranger!
“Say, you look like a capable sort of fellow, the kind who might have a certain deftness with power tools like a power saw, or perhaps a jackhammer. Might I impose upon you for a moment?”
