Dressing up for Halloween? Before you go to that masquerade party, you must first stand before the Costume Council, eternal guardians of the Halloween spirit. If your costume pleases the council you receive their blessing and a full-size Snickers. If not you are cast forever into the Flaming Pit of Eternal Suffering and Pilates Studio. Choose wisely.
Introduced by Flurnston Boils, host of WQTE’s “Horror Hoedown”Happy Halloween, boys and ghouls! Help yourself to a handful from my haunted bowl of treats! I’ve got candy corn, Necco wafers, some menthol cough drops, a couple of cigarette butts — and these mind-bending links of cuteness to render you helpless with delight! BWAH-hah-hah!
FOUND HIM!
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
I’m flappy and whappy!
Sad and Useless, via NTMTOM
I loved you in “A Christmas Story.”
Maru, via Andrew Y.
Anybody seen Miss Muffet!?
Sad and Useless, via NTMTOM
Yes, it looks silly, but at least it’s warm.
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Double trouble…
“Oooh, look, it’s snowing!” you said. “Go out and play, it’ll be fun!” you said.
So long, and thanks for all the Cheetos.
Local12, via NTMTOM
Murray C. shares a giraffe who’ll stick his neck out to help a friend.
