You put us in these party hats and said we were going to a party, but I don’t see a party anywhere yet. I just don’t see the point of it.
So Where’s the Party?
Kittens
Links: Fence Sitter
Dog climbs fence, rescued kitten gets orange playmates, wholesome animal adoption pics, and dog tricks the cat.
And finally: Doggie Doorman
Murray C. shares a clever pup who can show you the door.
Antiques Roadshow — OF DOOM!
Introduced once again by WQTE-TV horror host Flurnston Boils
Welcome back, fright fans. Our next tale of terror concerns an ancient portrait in the hands of a collector with impeccable taste — for blood. It’s a spine-curdling tale I call: Brushstroke With Terror!
“I hope your journey to my castle was uneventful,” said the dapper gentleman as he ushered his guest into the gallery. “I’m glad you could appraise the portrait here, because it is very sensitive to light and must never leave this room.”
“Why, what an uncanny resemblance,” noted the art expert. “This portrait is three hundred years old at least, and yet it looks just… just like…”
“Yes, I know,” said the gentleman, eyeing his guest’s neck. “It’s been in the family for generations. But then again,” he added, moving in closer, “so have I.”
Found on Instagram by Andrew Y. and Sharon H.
Hellish Halloween Links!
Introduced by Flurnston Boils, host of WQTE’s “Horror Hoedown”
Happy Halloween, boys and ghouls! Help yourself to a handful from my haunted bowl of treats! I’ve got candy corn, Necco wafers, some menthol cough drops, a couple of cigarette butts — and these mind-bending links of cuteness to render you helpless with delight! BWAH-hah-hah!
FOUND HIM!
Dog Halloween Parade Participants Whose Costumes Stole The Show
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
I’m flappy and whappy!
Bat Wings: Perfect Halloween Costume For Black Cats
Sad and Useless, via NTMTOM
I loved you in “A Christmas Story.”
Cat’s costume contest! (Maru, Hana, Kitten Miri)
Maru, via Andrew Y.
Anybody seen Miss Muffet!?
Dog Spider Costume: Hilariously Terrifying Halloween Idea
Sad and Useless, via NTMTOM
Yes, it looks silly, but at least it’s warm.
Owners Took Halloween Costumes For Their Pets Seriously
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
And fatally: Miscellaneous Mayhem!
Double trouble…