I don’t really scowl like that, do I? The artist made me look like I have Resting Disapproval Face.

I don’t really scowl like that, do I? The artist made me look like I have Resting Disapproval Face.
Why are you looking at me like that? I didn’t do anything. I was just sitting here the whole time, minding my own business. I have no idea how your curtains got torn, or about the flood in the basement, or who slashed your tires. Honestly.
Kittens, by www.metaphoricalplatypus.com, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via A9
YouTube, via Andrew Y.
(The humans call this stuff smart water, but I keep drinking it and I’m not getting any smarter. But now that I realize that, it means I am getting smarter, so maybe it’s working after all. Or maybe not. Now my head hurts.)
Buzz Hits The Bottle, by Dave Hogg, licensed under CC BY 2.0