“Way to go, mini-me, you got a car! Cars are like the best thing ever! It’s like this magic box where you can go really fast and sniff the wind, or just chill out and listen to the music and then you wake up at the dog park! Just a heads up, though — if you wake up in a place with lots of people in white coats, just check to make sure you have everything you brought with you.”
via Andrew Y.