If you have a panda, why not bring it into the office? Providing your panda with a day at your workplace will be good for you both. Pandas are intelligent, curious animals who love to explore new places, and picking things up off the floor will help you remember where you put that stack of TPS reports from last month.

How can they actually get work done, Murray C.?

Supplemental notes: Subject appears to be in good physical health, with robust appetite, good reflexes and motor skills, and overall normal vital signs. However, his insistence that he is a panda continues to be worrisome, and I recommend he not be allowed to return to preschool pending further evaluation, or at least until we can figure out how to get him out of the panda suit.

I concur, Murray C.