It Is I, Hoverpom!

Greetings, tiny earthbound humans! Are you enjoying your ordinary lives on the ground as I float above your astonished heads? You all look like ants from here, ha-ha! No, I am not standing on glass, I am floating magnificently! I am floating, I tell you! Pthphpthphthht!

I want to believe, Allein S.

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Portrait of the Artist as a Splotch

The Culver G. Ingenbingen Gallery of Modern Art is pleased to announce its latest exhibition, Splat! a collection of self-portraits by Pomeranian artist Floofio, whose unusual technique involves immersing himself in a vat of paint and then running headlong into the canvas.

dog and portrait
After the first few, it’s kind of a rush. (Imgur)

Great art requires great sacrifice, Sharon H.

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