Can I share a secret with you? I really love my people. They treat me right and give me really cool toys like this bone. But every once and a while — not that often, mind you — I like to pretend it’s an arm.

Can I share a secret with you? I really love my people. They treat me right and give me really cool toys like this bone. But every once and a while — not that often, mind you — I like to pretend it’s an arm.


This is why everything goes in circles, Dana D.

The Guardian, via Thérèse B.
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
Shhh! I’m deep, deep undercover doing super secret spy stuff. So if any cats come around here asking about me, I was never here. Also bill collectors. And maybe the cops.

Freddy Mercury Stewie, by Lee Cannon, licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0