Lives of The Great Cat Philosophers

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“Do I chase the tail, or does the tail chase me?” So mused French existentialist Jean-Marie Phlegmulard (1893-1947) in his collected essays “I Pounce, Therefore I Am.” A key thinker in feline philosophy in the early 20’s, his later years saw a decline into self-doubt and catnip addiction.

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“The jingle ball has no soul, and yet it captivates, and through play we give it life.”

Via Imgur.

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Apocalyptikitty

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And lo, the sixth seal was opened, and darkness fell upon the land. The earth trembled; the seas boiled; cell phone reception was greatly diminished. And then there came a pitch black demon astride a white unicorn as foretold in prophecy, herald of the Great Inconveniencing to come.

And all who gazed upon it went “squee.”

Cutest harbinger of doom ever, Sharon H.

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Meanwhile, in Stuffed-toy Surgery…

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“(Oh, this is all my fault. If only I hadn’t played so rough, but I can’t help myself. My depraved animal instincts get the worst of me every time, and before I know it, my beloved Cluck-Cluck lies in a pool of her own stuffing!)”

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Take me instead! TAKE ME!!!

“Can you hear me, Cluck-Cluck! You’ve got to pull through!”

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It’s just a slight puncture of the giblets, she’ll be fine… (Imgur)

So dramatic, Sharon H.

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A Cat-Meets-Dog Story

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Having a gloomy Wednesday? Let this charming short film remind you that you still have feelings. I’m not even going to attempt a caption, because the narration (reportedly improvised) is better than anything I could possibly invent.

Wow, Murray C. Just… wow.

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