“Good afternoon, madam. I’m your local representative from the Tree of Knowledge Encyclopedia Company, and I’d like to ask you if you’ve ever considered the many advantages of owning a truly comprehensive reference of good and evil…”
He seems nice enough, Arne.
“Hey, I know it’s still a couple of hours to lunch time, but I was wondering if you could heat this up for me now? I’m feeling a little chilly. Thankssssssss!”
As Indiana Jones approached the Altar of Al-Kazoom, his heart sank as he realized that, despite all his bravery and cunning, he would have to face his greatest fear if he was to possess the fabled Tangerine of St. Angerine.
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Throw me the orange, I throw you the whip, Andrew Y.
Of all the monsters in Greek lore, the twenty-seventh most deadly and mysterious was Medusa’s dog, Fred. According to legend, all who looked into Fred’s horrific face were turned into trees, which Fred would then use as Nature required. Eventually, Fred was slain by the heroic cat Pussius.
What a hiss-terical photo, Sharon H.