Sentient Beanbag Chair — Left in apartment by previous tenant. Seats one adult. Whispers in Latin, may induce nightmares. Moving, must sell. Make offer.
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Mrs. Flenderson Has Opinions
“Well, I see the Roberson’s lawn still isn’t mowed. Why that lazy son of theirs can’t turn off that rock and roll long enough to cut it, I’ll never know. And the Spencer’s house next door is even worse, with those tacky plastic flamingos…”
Links: Lights, Camera, Cuteness
Stray dog becomes sitcom star, adopting a “sumo cat”, raccoon in Dad’s drawers, and tortoise on a skateboard.
Isn’t that how it normally works?
Tiny Dog Found Wandering Around L.A. Becomes Sitcom Superstar
People, via NTMTOM
Does he wear the loincloth? Where does the tail go?
I adopted ‘sumo wrestler’ cat. Here’s what happened
GeoBeats / YouTube, via Sharon G.
(Hmm, what have we here?)
Raccoon Steals Dad’s Clothes And Acts Like a Spoiled Kid
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via NTMTOM
And finally: Who’s the Slowpoke Now?
Andrew Y. brings us a tortoise on a skateboard.
Innkeeper, a Snifter of Your Best Red Bull, Please
Bella the St. Bernard is a therapy dog and a blood donor, so The Girl With the Dogs gives this hero the glow-up she deserves. Bella also puts an old myth to rest by revealing that St. Bernards carried energy drinks instead of brandy.