I Thought You Said Liverdance

So I just dance, and there’s no liver? Then the jig’s up!

This is Instagram user my_aussie_gal, whose adorably clever dog Secret does lots of tricks. Thanks to Andrew Y.

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For that Matter, Am I a Great Dane?

Phoebe stared into the distance, her gaze drifting past the interplay of leaves and their shadows against the back fence. She was a good girl, she had been told this many times. “You’re a good girl,” they would say, and she knew and believed. Yet the words could not content her. Yes, she was a good girl — but was she the goodest girl in the whole wide world? Was she? Was she?

This vexes me.

Via Reddit.

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