Folks, does your dog need replacement parts? Pawpads worn down? Tail not working? Then grab your tools and come on down to Sam’s U-Pickem-Pups, where we got the largest selection of puppy parts in the tri-county area. You pick’em, you pull’em, and you pocket the savings! Or rummage through our loose parts pile here, see what you can find! Open nights and weekends, we’ll see ya here!
Via Imgur.
Ow! Chiro, stat!
Well, that looks uncomfortable.
Doesn’t Sam’s U- Pickem- Pups come with instructions on how to assemble the dog? One shouldn’t need instruction but it seems the owner put the head on at the wrong angle, ouch.
There goes another keyboard, Mike. You could finance the site forever by offering insurance.
Customer Service: how may I help you?
Thanks. Just a few questions:
Do I need a Phillips or a Flathead? What about the metric conversion chart? Is that included?
Can that be shipped flat packed at this point?
“As is.” you say. “Package will reveal contents.” you say.
No deal. I wanted to surprise myself with a dog at my own surprise birthday party.
Never mind.
This level of contortion is cat-worthy.
Agreed! Maybe this is another of those cats disguised as dogs.
Maybe you’re on to something NTMTOM.
It is only fair. My Simba was a dog disguised as a cat. He loved belly rubs and playing fetch, and came when called even if I didn’t have any food. His sister used to swat him for such unbecoming behavior.
Mahatma Puppy Canid Yogi.
This looks like an IKEA project gone very, very badly.
Including a flat herring as the assembly tool was probably a design flaw.
Friends of mine recently adopted a senior pup who they slavishly adore, of course. I finally got to meet him in person on St. Patrick’s day though I’d seen plenty of pictures. He’s definitely got English Springer Spaniel in him by his looks. He’s a handsome well put together fella except for the tail, at least in my opinion. It’s too long to be a stub and too short to be long…Anyway, when I saw him I said it looked as though he had an after-market tail. Now I know where it came from 😛
After market tail. Made me snort-laugh. ?
YAY!
Caption makes my day !
Oh heck, my min pin sleeps like that all the time, see the pics below. He must have been been a product of this place. How he doesn’t get a crick in the neck is beyond me, LOL. And I swear he must be a cat reincarnated as he doesn’t act very dog like – doesn’t bark, loves sleeping in the sunshine and prefers to be on your lap at least 90% of the time.
Did they warn you there was some assembly required or did you let the stockroom pre-assemble him?
In this photo, it does look like I let the stock room pre-assemble him and of course the instructions were in Japanese so they did the best they could.
Seriously, AJ, he sounds delicious.
Hahahaha !
Oh and here’s my min pin being a star – “Fame! I’m gonna live forever, baby remember my name”
I have a similar picture of my Chihuahua. I call it his Statue of Liberty pose. He may also have been part cat (“doesn’t bark, loves sleeping in the sunshine and prefers to be on your lap at least 90% of the time”). ‘Cept he was about half the size of the cats.
Statue of Liberty pose, I love it! Yeah, Dobby is bigger than your guy but still small, only about 17 or 18 lbs. I’ve had or known cats that were bigger than him.
I think the boycat is about 15 and the girlcat is maybe 12ish.
The girl was still afraid of Pablo (but then, she’s afraid of everything). She used to come up behind him when he was lying in my lap in the computer chair, screw up her courage, jab him in the backside with her paw, then run away. He never reacted. It was hysterical.
in our house it was the Charismatic Kitty pose. Benny Hinn was at his apex at the time. Or at least his hair was.
He’s famous for sure. In his and your minds. But obviously well deserved fame. ?
Pretzel Pup!
Who’s up for Twister®!?
Captain, we have to shut down the transporter, the buffer’s reassembler is malfunctioning again!! I can’t separate Officer Sulu from the Canid Planet Ambassador!!!
Hahahaha
Mike, I need computer insurance, stat! Blackberry wine HURTS coming out the nose, and it stains the keys. Thanks for the laugh, Clairdelune.