Does your hectic lifestyle leave you no time to snack? Are your hands so busy filing TPS reports that you can’t even hold a sandwich? Now your salvation is at hand, thanks to Gar-Munch®, the food you wear (or the clothing you eat, whatever). Choose from bacon necktie, soup hat, or bagel choker (pictured).
Via Imgur.
They need to make a flapjack beret. And have bunnehs model it.
Awwww.. I miss Oolong
That reminds me…it’s almost lunchtime.
I’ll take a dozen bacon neckties, please.
The cat’s eyes look like he’s had a bagel overdose.
Yes, they’re the same color. I think he’s despondently licking to escape his bagel bonds.
I suspect that the bagel is laced with catnip. It would explain the spaced-out expression.
Does the choking choker come in cinnamon raisin? I hope so.
Does he wear a matzah on his head for passover?
Placing my order for the extra crispy bacon tie.
I wore what I ate while at lunch with my boss today. It didn’t look nearly that cool.
LACK OF LOX! Bagel yes! Where are the LOX!
Heck, that’s nothing new, I’ve been wearing spaghetti with sauce for years, in addition to T-shirts decorated with split pea soup and artistically arranged pancakes with maple syrup.
Your salivation is at hand.
Hello, new user, and welcome to the site!
Thank you, Mike. I’ve enjoyed your site for a while now. You are a gifted writer. Keep up the great work!