How many times has this happened to you? You’re getting ready for a day at the office, or perhaps a night out at the movies, when suddenly — plop! — your head falls off. Why tonight? Now a missing head won’t make you miss out on life, because there’s Dispens-A-Head™, the revolutionary patent-pendinged system that pops out a fresh new head whenever you need one! Also good for headaches or just whenever you need to change your mind. Now available in Ph.D.!*
Sender-inner John B. has a good head on his shoulders.
Can I get a new back dispenser? That’s what I really need right now.
😀 and I am having trouble my piriformis muscle which is leading to really bad sciatic nerve ache–so can I get a new butt and leg?
and Mike this is very funny! 😀 Do you think the dispenser makes a sucking pop noise?
No but it does hiss.
Wouldn’t you?
Right this minute I’m waiting for my hips to stop hurting. Bad.
Ouch, what are you doing to help cure it Faye? I am doing advil, stretching, walking and washing these down with a big dose of complaining..;) How about you Allein, have you booked an appointment for massage therapy? If you have benefits through work that cover a registered therapist it is doable financially.
No, but it would be nice.
I took some Advil and I have one of those microwaveable heat pack things in my drawer; they seem to be helping. Whatever I did happened almost a week ago, and it was feeling somewhat better, but cleaning snow off my car this morning didn’t help.
Yes, that piriformis muscle sure can cause bad sciatica. Stretching, strengthening, massage are the 3 best things you can do for sciatica. Been dealing with my own sciatic nerve pain for over a year now.
These 2 physical therapists have some fun videos for sciatic pain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clfpWjqVP6U or this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HOvGr6Tqa8
Thank you Bird Lady–seriously going to try second video ‘road kill’ tomorrow am. I do downward dog leading to cobra flows with ‘superman’ exercise every morning and my back lower back, chest etc. have really benefited from the stretching, actually have changed my life and saying that is not hyperbole or exaggeration. I will try and isolate my left butt and upper thigh tomorrow by extending my knee during push-up/cobra flow.
Truly, thanks again!
Color-matching upon request.
I’ve heard of losing your mind, but never your head .. unless this was the middle ages
when guillotines were the ‘in’ thing ..
Guillotines weren’t invented until the 18th century, during the French Revolution. /pedant
And that was considered a very modern, humane invention too, much cleaner and quicker than previous methods. Didn’t really appreciate why until I started cooking, cutting through room temperature meat and bones in one clean stroke is very difficult.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha … so needed a “spit coffee out my nose” laugh this morning. 😀
Oh my Lord yes!!! This has got to be one of the funniest postings NTMTOM has ever come up with… Thanks, Mike!
Yes, I keep coming back to it just to laugh. Fantastically wonderful in every way.
I agree…bravo, Mike!?
This reminds me of a fav silly joke:
What goes ha ha plop?
Someone laughing their head off!
haha!*plop*
I laughed so hard at that xD. I told my boyfriend, but he didn’t think it was that funny ;). I just have silly humor I guess 😀
? I find that very funny – I can imagine a little kid thinking it was funny, too.
I love this image! Brilliant, Mike! And brilliant the person who took the picture – perfect timing.
Brouhaha! – Thank you so much for this joke! At 2pm when I was off work – I checked my Qte for the day, before the next job. This was my “coffee through the nose” moment.
I told it to everyone on my way out the door.
I had to really look at this for a second…..purrfect angle!
One of those times when pausing between reading the intro and scrolling down to the image gets supremely rewarded. Mike, you are the sunshine in my stormy day.
Oh will there be a feline adaptation of Sleepy Hollow?
Iam sending healing thoughts to Gigi’s kitty and Murray’s bunny.
I would recommend some feline massage to Allein and Fkawaldenpond.
I would say my Felix sends healing purrs but atm we cannot find him 🙁
This beats an old fashioned PEZ dispenser.
That is a great picture capture. The person was in just the right place, snapping at just the right time.
Maybe I should’ve spent the extra $10 to upgrade from the Village Idiot value pack.
I bet Phd’s don’t get paid in cow pies.
They do in Kansas. I speak from experience.
That requires an explanation.
Here’s one poor unfortunate soul who really needs Dispens-A-Head:
I saw that story, Mike! Apparently she kept making all her animatronic facial expressions and singing even though her head had fallen off! Eek!
Speaking of healing vibes, Melody must have felt a whole bunch. We got her Shed Defender yesterday, and today, after using the last diaper (to protect her incision, not because she needs it for any other reason), today we put the shed defender on and then attached a nice bandage to the inside with safety pins. It works wonderfully, fits her perfectly, and makes her look adorably ridiculous! I’ll get a picture, promise, even though we ended up getting a black one. She seems to like it just fine, too. Yayyy! (::Kermit flail::)
That is good news, Laura.
My kitty got her dispense a head in the mail yesterday! She was having problems getting it out of the box though…
Nice new head, though!
Never let Maru see this box!