Colonel Harland Maru Sanders

The KFC chicken shortage raged on, and my feathers were getting ruffled. I spent last Thursday scraping the bottom of the bucket, and all I got for my trouble was greasy paws. That’s when I realized the gravy-ty of the situation; this scandal flew all the way to the top, and it was up to me to pullet out. To do that I’d have to go undercover as the head rooster and make him answer to the law — Cole’s Law.




The Continuing Adventures of Maru, Deep-Fried Detective, brought to you by Andrew Y and Daniel C.

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10 thoughts on “Colonel Harland Maru Sanders

  1. allein ? February 25, 2018 / 10:29 am

    Hana: Mom, he’s being weird again.

  2. Dana February 25, 2018 / 12:24 pm

    Love his ears sticking out of the bucket.

  3. debg February 25, 2018 / 12:27 pm

    I love how the hole at the back is considerably bigger than the hole at the front! Maru’s got some chunky shoulders.

    Had a lovely time with my visitors yesterday, but maybe overdid it considering I’m still under the weather. Going back to bed for some purr therapy with the kitties.

    • Duckie ? February 25, 2018 / 12:30 pm

      Best therapy ever.

  4. Andrew February 25, 2018 / 12:57 pm

    I like how it only shows (Maru)’s finger lickin’ good @ 1:15 XD

  5. Murray C February 25, 2018 / 1:11 pm

    Maru, Master of Dis Guy’s – a Goofus. Love that he saunters off wearing a bucket of shame. Maybe that’s an idea for a new way to keep animals from licking their wounds – you could put their food right in the bucket.

    • allein ? February 25, 2018 / 1:47 pm

      Does that make Hana Gallant?

  6. fkaWaldenPond February 25, 2018 / 7:36 pm

    I applaud the coleslaw and really was hoping for a macaroni salad nod. 😀 Do they have the macaroni salad outside of Canada? I haven’t had kfc in years and now I would like some. *sigh*

  7. Faye February 26, 2018 / 9:38 am

    Sanders’ Bucket experiment is much more entertaining than Shodinger’s old Box experiment. Seems the cat is alive the entire time. And you get to eat the chicken!

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