“All right, everyone! Put on your radiation suits and protective goggles! Fire up the anti-matter fusion reactor to full power! In just a few moments, if my calculations are correct, we will become the first scientists in history to teleport kibble straight into the bowl!
Wouldn’t a lab be better for this sort of work, Sharon H.?
Next time on Muttbusters…with Jamie Hydrantman and Adam Schnauzer.
Thank goodness someone is finally working on this problem! Imagine the number of hours that have been lost through manual kibble pouring. It boggles the mind. 😋
They’ve been known to eat straight out of the bag so isn’t that just as good!? And yes, lab dogs please. And their side kicks the cat scanners.
Dr. Frank N. Furter is that you??
Teleporting directly into stomach would mean no more tedious chewing either. Plus, no more doggie dentals needed.
And no more doggy bad breath!
The booties!!
We are not men,
We are dogs!