Winners by a Nose

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Upsom Downs, NY — Scandal rocked the world of professional horse racing when photographic evidence showed Fifty Grades of Hay and From Mare To Eternity, two participants in the upcoming Squeakness Stakes, conspiring to fix the outcome.

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“(… and in the home stretch, you get a cramp, if you catch my drift.)”
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10 thoughts on “Winners by a Nose”

  1. allein 🐾 June 24, 2019 / 1:36 pm

    Looks like these two have a very stable relationship.

    (I like how the …muzzles? Is that a horse term? …match the building.)

  2. N. Fritz June 24, 2019 / 1:37 pm

    Upson Downs, wasn’t that the Hamptons hideaway for Patrick’s high society girlfriend in Auntie Mame?

  3. dubravkamcvmd June 24, 2019 / 1:48 pm

    You’re on fire Mike! From Mare to Eternity!!

  5. JenDeyan June 24, 2019 / 2:27 pm

    Looks like there’s some horse play going on there. (-_o)

  6. Luv Bunny June 24, 2019 / 2:32 pm

    🤣🤣 Mike hits another one out of the park. I think in this case, the horses have more sense than the “hoomins” of the racing world.

  7. Dulcie June 24, 2019 / 2:40 pm

    Fifty Shades of Hay kilt me…😂🤣!!

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike June 24, 2019 / 2:43 pm

      “Fifty Shades of Hay” is a real racehorse name (I looked up a bunch while writing this), so I changed my version to “Grades” to be different. I don’t know if “From Mare to Eternity” is a real horse name, but how much ya wanna bet it is?

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