Chilly Reception

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poodle in refrigerator
You can forget about that knockwurst. Get a salad!

I’d make a “cold turkey” joke, Sharon H., but he ate that too.

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17 thoughts on “Chilly Reception

  1. allein 🐾 August 29, 2019 / 2:02 pm

    Is…is that a pillow he’s sitting on?

  2. AJ August 29, 2019 / 2:09 pm

    I need to know the back story on this one. Yes, it looks like he’s sitting on a pillow. Yes, it looks like they took out shelves to accomodate him. And it looks like he’s planning on staying a while. This adds a whole new level of difficulty to dieting, talk about staying motiviated, I wouldn’t want to piss off the fridge guard.

    • allein 🐾 August 29, 2019 / 2:17 pm

      I need a fridge guard…

  3. Blue Footed Booby August 29, 2019 / 2:13 pm

    For some reason this reminds me of that movie The Money Pit, where the dumbwaiter contains an angry racoon.

  4. fkaWaldenPond August 29, 2019 / 2:19 pm

    Weight Watchdog join me this weekend when I am about to order fries with my burger– If I cave and order, you snarf them done first. Dealio?

  5. dubravkamcvmd August 29, 2019 / 2:24 pm

    I’m sure that the thinking behind removing half your refrigerator shelves and the food that had been stored there to accommodate your large poodle and his pillow is entirely rational and sensible. Yup, uh huh.

    • allein 🐾 August 29, 2019 / 3:06 pm

      This comment made me laugh harder than the post did.

  6. Luv Bunny August 29, 2019 / 5:38 pm

    Who removes the shelves from the refrig to accommodate a dog? I’d like to know the story behind this. I can understand the post from the other day about the woman’s cat who jumped in when she opened the refrig but to seemingly purposefully allow a pet in there, baffles me. I could use 2 Weight Watchdogs, one for the refrig and the other in the pantry. However, one can sweet talk a poodle, so I’d need a rottie, doby or pittie type dog to keep me from getting too much food.

  7. birdlady26 August 29, 2019 / 7:26 pm

    Condiments. Condiments and pickles. Who needs room for anything more in their fridge?

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom August 29, 2019 / 10:23 pm

      Not me. Of course the freezer is reserved for ice cream.

      Edited to add: I spoke too soon. Ice cream and HUSKY PUPPY.

      • allein 🐾 August 29, 2019 / 10:34 pm

        I have no ice cream and no puppies. 🙁

  8. ^oo^ August 29, 2019 / 8:00 pm

    If there’s a poodle in the fridge, it makes you wonder what’s in the freezer…

    • allein 🐾 August 29, 2019 / 8:26 pm

      Husky, of course.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom August 29, 2019 / 10:24 pm

        Gah. Thunk. Ded.

  9. ^oo^ August 29, 2019 / 10:57 pm

    Frozen pupscicles, right.

  10. JenDeyan August 30, 2019 / 8:41 am

    I’m guessing poodle was suffering from the record heat. Nice of them to put in a pillow as well.

  11. fkaWaldenPond August 30, 2019 / 9:10 am

    Maybe they were cleaning it out or moving and pup walked in. I love pup’s fur styles. 🙂

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