No Idea What’s in Store

Hello and welcome to PrairieTech, your one-stop store for cellular thinguses, full-spectrum whangdoodles, and other electronic whatchamacallits.

We also carry a complete line of accessories, including scratch-resistant protecto-flaps, multi-voltage dingle-dongles, and I have absolutely no idea what I’m saying.

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24 thoughts on “No Idea What’s in Store

  1. allein 🐾 October 3, 2019 / 1:50 pm

    Hey, I need a new cellular thingus. Maybe an iPhony? I bet he could help me with that…

  2. N. Fritz October 3, 2019 / 1:51 pm

    Happy Techies Day, y’all!

      • N. Fritz October 3, 2019 / 1:58 pm

        I live and breathe by the National Day Calendar!

      • Debg October 3, 2019 / 3:15 pm

        Alexa has special techie jokes today, if you have an Echo device.

    • JenDeyan October 4, 2019 / 8:09 am

      I didn’t know it was my day! I’m a helpdesk technician.

  3. michael (not him) October 3, 2019 / 2:32 pm

    He’s the perfect sales representative for me. I don’t know what any of that stuff is/does either.

    • dubravkamcvmd October 3, 2019 / 3:01 pm

      Me too. We’re talking the same language.

      • Luv Bunny October 3, 2019 / 3:50 pm

        Me three. I’d go to that store just to see the “cute, furry, slightly pudgy, sales person… err, i mean sales doggie. Probably many request to see him/her.

  4. Lucy's Mom October 3, 2019 / 3:00 pm

    I’ll take two of anything he’s selling, then I’d go back the next day and buy two more. Seriously, one of the most adorable critters I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I am floored by the cute! 😋

    I don’t even have an Iphone. I have an old flip phone to be used only to call AAA if my car ever breaks down cuz I’m paranoid about being stranded. I’ve never even sent a text – couldn’t if I tried.

  5. LunaChickFringe October 3, 2019 / 3:49 pm

    Definitely check out the Insta. He/She has a little sugar glider-y looking pal. Ded

  6. kermit October 3, 2019 / 5:10 pm

    Prairie dogs have actually a very sophisticated / nuanced language that has only just been recently discovered by researchers, and previously never seen in rodents. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/12/magazine/can-prairie-dogs-talk.html

    Their vast tunnel networks are extremely impressive, and not that much different from human highway networks. There was a hilarious documentary about them on the BBC a while ago.

    • dubravkamcvmd October 3, 2019 / 10:08 pm

      Oh boy. Not with it enough now to read it but definitely will

    • JenDeyan October 4, 2019 / 8:11 am

      I’ve seen this mentioned on some documentaries. It’s very fascinating.

  7. Kar October 3, 2019 / 11:13 pm

    All I can think is that they sell Great Plains Accounting Software.

    Yeah, I’m accountant. Wanna see my green visor?

    • kermit October 3, 2019 / 11:30 pm

      Important accounting question: Just what is the point of that green visor? Deflect annoying glare of the fluorescent light? Distract the client from seeing that you’re rolling their eyes at their ridiculous spending habits? Secret signal for the accounting brotherhood of money launderers?

      We simply must know.

    • JenDeyan October 4, 2019 / 8:13 am

      How do you like that software? What is the support like? The software the accountants in my company use a software package that always seems to pop up with problems.

    • Kar October 4, 2019 / 10:52 am

      My understanding is that the green visor or eyeshade, is basically the early form of a pocket protector. Denoting our fastidious nature and natural affinity for columnar paper.

      Great Plains seems like a decent package for smaller companies but not suited for larger corporations which is why we’re migrating our legacy division off it.

      The easier answer seems to be not to customize, be it a big or mom and pop place.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom October 4, 2019 / 2:59 pm

        The real reason for green visors/eyeshades, and the green lampshades on banker’s lamps, was to reduce eyestrain. Not unlike glare-screens or computer glasses.

        I’m sure natural affinity for columnar paper also comes into it somewhere. 🙂

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