Proceed at Your Own Risk

October 21, 2019October 21, 2019Not That Mike The Other Mike

(Those fools! Those impetuous warmongering imbeciles! While they march their armies back and forth in their petty quests for world domination, I’ll bide my time, stockpiling supplies on the tiny island of Bingo-Bongo until I’m ready to launch my solar powered orbital death ray! Then the armies of the world will surrender to me, and I shall be its master! BWAH-HAH-HAA!)

cat plays board game — [ MANIACAL LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES ] (Reddit)

I’m more of a Candy Land kind of person, Sharon H.

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birdlady26 October 21, 2019 / 2:39 pm

World domination is always easier when you have plenty of tortilla chips to fuel your brain.
Not That Mike The Other Mike October 21, 2019 / 2:44 pm

Did someone say maniacal laughter?
- dubravkamcvmd October 21, 2019 / 3:14 pm
  
  Maniacal laughter is one of my favorite categories of the funny.
- Andrew October 21, 2019 / 4:46 pm
  
  Not exactly maniacal laughter but…
  - dubravkamcvmd October 21, 2019 / 7:10 pm
    
    OK I watched a minute and could not get any further. There must be a cultural thing here I can’t fathom,
    - Andrew October 21, 2019 / 8:34 pm
      
      You don’t have to pay attention to anything the guy in overalls is saying.
      It’s mainly that the guy in the middle has a really funny laugh XD
      - dubravkamcvmd October 22, 2019 / 8:36 am
        
        Thanks. The emcee scared me off.
Luv Bunny October 21, 2019 / 2:56 pm

I think I’ll avoid the island of Bingo-Bongo, if that’s the mastermind behind it. I can almost hear the maniacal laughter. Then again, maybe it couldn’t be worse than the way some of the world seems to be going.
- allein 🐾 October 21, 2019 / 3:03 pm
  
  Either way, this cat’s gonna be in charge..
Blue Footed Booby October 21, 2019 / 3:02 pm

One of the few times I’ve played Risk I managed to pulled the ol’ flood-out-of-Australia-like-orcs-from-Mordor. The other players formed NATO and fought me to a standstill. About halfway through hashing out the terms of detente (details are fuzzy, but I remember partitioning Africa) someone yelled “oh not it’s a meteor” and chucked a football onto the board so we could do something else.
fkaWaldenPond October 21, 2019 / 3:03 pm

Speaking of maniacal laughter…. Canadian peeps please get out and vote today!!
Debg October 21, 2019 / 3:08 pm

I’m pretty sure cats play Risk all the time, only it happens inside their brains where nobody can see.
Wuyizidi October 21, 2019 / 5:05 pm

“, and the Capitalist Running Dogs will run for their lives!!!” [maniacal laughter]