Cerberus Lost in New Jersey

Not That Mike The Other Mike

After passing the exact same Muffler Man shop twice, head two insisted they were going in circles and should take the 24 through Chatham, while heads one and three wanted to stay on I-287 and look for the interchange. But all of them had the sinking feeling that they would not be back in Newark in time for shift change.

three dogs in car
The Lord of the Underworld won’t let us borrow the car again, that’s for sure. (Reddit)

Typical mythological beasts, Sharon H. — won’t ask for directions.

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13 thoughts on “Cerberus Lost in New Jersey”

  1. Ricky & Bibi's Mom November 18, 2019 / 9:34 am

    This is … deep.

  2. allein 🐾 November 18, 2019 / 9:35 am

    This is why I don’t drive in North Jersey.

  3. debg November 18, 2019 / 9:37 am

    Reminds me of the Percy Jackson books. This would totally happen in those books.

  4. Kar November 18, 2019 / 9:42 am

    So hell is New Jersey…

    In case anyone had doubted it before.

  5. EA Gorman November 18, 2019 / 9:46 am

    Three huskies in one car? Something tells me the driver has enough issues driving without trying to figure out how to drive in New Jersey without making left turns.

    • allein 🐾 November 18, 2019 / 9:57 am

      Three rights make a left.

    • AJ November 18, 2019 / 11:51 am

      And don’t forget you can’t make a left without going thru the jug handle first! Another escapee from the Garden State.

      • allein 🐾 November 18, 2019 / 12:16 pm

        Just for the record, there do exist left turn lanes and left arrow lights in New Jersey. I go through several such intersections on my way to work. (I hate circles. Thankfully the big circle that used to be in my town was turned into a regular intersection (but with jughandles, which are easier, or at least less nerve-wracking) before I started driving.)

  6. AuntieM1996 November 18, 2019 / 10:13 am

    And you’re referencing ALL the right roads, NTMTOM!! Kudos to you from an escapee.

  7. Dulcie November 18, 2019 / 10:15 am

    SharonH…you forgot one word in the hovertext…it should be typical “MALE” mythological beasts never ask for directions! 😁

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike November 18, 2019 / 11:43 am

      Blame me for that, since that was my idea. And besides, asking directions is soooo 20th century. 😁

      • Dulcie November 18, 2019 / 1:50 pm

        Isn’t it though??!!

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