(I can’t believe this! You pay an artist a lot of money for a portrait, and you’d think they’d try to get it right, but this doesn’t look like me at all! What did I spend all that time posing for this thing? It’s like the artist didn’t even look at me! My toebeans are not pink!)
Don’t worry sweet, disappointed kitty I have the same expressions on my face when I look at photos of me 🙂
Yeah, me too. I’ll soon be adorning the company website and do not look forward to seeing my photos every time I have to update pages.
Venus of Urbino!
The canvas adds ten pounds…
🤣🤣
To be fair, the eyes look a tad creepy, weepy and despondent. I’d be mad too.
I totally sympathize with you, kitty.
Far be it from me to cast aspersions upon your veracity, but kitty, I’m finding it difficult to believe you actually posed for hours for this image. It looks too natural
Peter Paul Rubens strikes again.
In order to verify the outrage over your toebeans, please present them for inspection. And then I will decide if they are or are not considered “pink” and what exact shade of pink and did said artiste actually match this shade or did artiste take artistic liberties.
Did somebody say toebean inspection?
OMG the peenkest beans!