How Do You Do, Fellow Furbies?

August 18, 2020Not That Mike The Other Mike

Furbies: You’ve heard about them, read about them, but what do we really know about this strange and exotic subculture? What goes on at their exclusive, members-only Furby parties? Tonight, Eyewitness Action Power News Team reporter Felix Fluffston goes deep undercover to reveal the strange rituals and forbidden practices of this mysterious cult. Don’t miss it!

cat in furby mask — (They all act like robots! Totally brainwashed!)

It has to be true, Sharon H. — it’s on the Internet!

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Blue Footed Booby August 18, 2020 / 12:40 pm

Adorable and disturbing! The best possible combination.
- allein August 18, 2020 / 1:31 pm
  
  Distorable?
  - Blue Footed Booby August 18, 2020 / 1:38 pm
    
    Or maybe adurbing?
    - dubravkamcvmd August 18, 2020 / 2:08 pm
      
      LOL
  - Not That Mike The Other Mike August 18, 2020 / 2:19 pm
    
    I’ll take a basket of distorables to go with curly fries and a large iced tea, thanks.
Debg August 18, 2020 / 3:03 pm

My brain read the headline as Furries. Is that bad?
- Ricky & Bibi's Mom August 18, 2020 / 3:18 pm
  
  I certainly prefer Furries to ((shudder)) Furbies. Ack, phooey.
  - Kar August 18, 2020 / 4:10 pm
    
    Furries are this century’s Drag Queens.
    
    Those eyes though say:
    
    I curse you and your descendants into the next century.