While I’m on vacation, please enjoy this repeat of a top-upvoted post. Keep sending cute links to submissions@cutetropolis.com! — Mike
How many times has this happened to you? You’re getting ready for a day at the office, or perhaps a night out at the movies, when suddenly — plop! — your head falls off. Why tonight? Now a missing head won’t make you miss out on life, because there’s Dispens-A-Head™, the revolutionary patent-pendinged system that pops out a fresh new head whenever you need one! Also good for headaches or just whenever you need to change your mind. Now available in Ph.D.!*
Sender-inner John B. has a good head on his shoulders.
Wish I had a Dispens-a-head for my Phd–would have been a lot cheaper and a lot less trouble.
also bahahahahahahbaaaaaaahhhahahahah
I have questions. How do you convince a PhD to part with their head? (They went to all that trouble. Don’t they need it?) Who handles removal and attachment?
Crash from Ghosts could use one of these…
Yes! Then maybe his head wouldn’t have been out in the tree for a year.
Never mind a Phd I’d settle for a new head that remembers why I got up and went to the other room instead of standing there thinking “I know I wanted something”.
Wouldn’t we all?
Now what was it that I wanted to say? Ah yes! This post is genius!
Oh I remember this one!! Still love it!
Perfection! From the post to the scrolldown picture.