Slow Your Scroll!

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Do you or someone you love suffer from compulsive night scrolling? That uncontrollable urge to check your phone at night? Then you need ConfisCat™, your feline phone guardian. ConfisCat clings to your phone and violently repels any attempt to use it, so you can get a good night’s sleep. Can also guard books, cigarettes, snacks, etc.

Dark gray cat sleeps clutching smartphone.
Note: May eat snacks. (Reddit)
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6 thoughts on “Slow Your Scroll!”

  1. allein 🐾 February 23, 2024 / 1:51 pm

    I definitely need one of these. Also, it matches both my couch and my bedspread, so that’s nice.

  2. AJ February 23, 2024 / 1:53 pm

    I’ll take 2!! And I don’t care about color. Is this like Amazon where I can get overnight delivery??

  3. Duckie 🐥 February 23, 2024 / 3:02 pm

    Does it do money?
    Wonder if phone is warm.

    • debg February 23, 2024 / 5:08 pm

      I was also thinking that the phone is warm!

      Kitty is very cute.

  4. 6Rabbits February 23, 2024 / 5:29 pm

    “May eat snacks”!😂😂

    • Alice Shortcake February 23, 2024 / 6:19 pm

      May also attempt to eat phone.

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