“Naw, we don’t sell Slurpees here, that’s the place across the street. Unless you’re referring to when I jump over the counter and start slurping your face, which is free with every fill-up of eight gallons or more.”
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I’ll take two Frito-Lay and the slurpees you got!
I am now looking forward to the reboot of Clerks.
I’m not even supposed to be here today.
I hate people, but I love gatherings.
Um, I’ll skip the Slurpee, thanks. Can I pay with belly rubs?
Ear scritchies?
That works, too.
I wanna see the setup for this photo. Did the person take their dog out (possibly to work) wearing an officially branded Shell shirt? Did they put merchandise on the dog (and did they pay for it)? Is there a shirtless employee standing out of frame?
Also, I love his enormous stompers, and how the neck floof makes his head look out of proportion. .