Dear Resident: We attempted to enter your home today to service your air conditioner. However our technician was greeted by a large dog who brought toy after toy and pestered him until he agreed to play tug-of-war with Mr. Squeaky Octopus. After that the dog offered our technician a bag of potato chips from the pantry and several beers to wash them down. As a result he was unable to complete the work, but will return tomorrow. Please have more beer.
🎼 I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can so I can…🎶
(Trying to come up with a husky themed parody but I got nuthin.)
I wear my sunglasses today
So I can, so I can
Watch you fix the dishwasher and sink
And I wear my sunglasses today
So I can, so I can
Keep you from knowing what I think
While you’re turning off the tap
I’m jumping in your lap
Have you got a leash on me? Do I care if
you give me treats each day
[Chorus]
Don’t keep the snacks from the dog in shades, oh yeah
Don’t double-back on the dog in shades, oh yeah
Don’t you deceive me
‘Cause you got it made with the dog in shades, oh yeah
Yep, that’s the stuff.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
At least he wanted to play, my two would have tried to eat the guy, lol. They get so bad with their barking, they have to be placed in the room furthest from the site of the repair.
How are things coming along?