Memo from Planetary Maintenance

Due to an unforseen misalignment of the Magnetic Force Dampening Matrix, gravitational direction may become temporarily randomized. If you become disoriented, return to a gravitationally safe location and await further announcements.

It’s enough to make you climb the walls, Andrew Y.

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8 thoughts on “Memo from Planetary Maintenance

  1. 6rabbits October 24, 2024 / 3:26 pm

    The cat’s face as he looks over her shoulder…😂

  2. Georgiana October 24, 2024 / 3:41 pm

    What came first, the cat of the fabric on the wall?

  3. allein 🐾 October 24, 2024 / 3:41 pm

    Been a while since Planetary Maintenance had to send out a memo…

    The email caption cracked me up: “(What the … ?)”

  4. Duckie 🐥 October 24, 2024 / 4:11 pm

    Not what I expected when I first opened it.

  5. debg October 24, 2024 / 4:11 pm

    “Diagnosis: orange” made me LAO.

    Also this is why I don’t hang textiles on the walls and why I buy cheap curtains.

  6. AJ October 24, 2024 / 4:55 pm

    Gotta love the guys over at Planetary Maintenance, they’re just so hard working and looking out for our best interests. And can we talk about this cat?? Love his footwork up and down the wall. I’m hoping that fabric was put up specifically for the cat, otherwise, that piece will be shredded shortly.

  7. Alice Shortcake October 25, 2024 / 8:06 am

    The first thing I thought of when I saw the title:

    • 6rabbits October 25, 2024 / 8:47 am

      Always loved this!

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