I Drink, Therefore I Think

Not That Mike The Other Mike

(The humans call this stuff smart water, but I keep drinking it and I’m not getting any smarter. But now that I realize that, it means I am getting smarter, so maybe it’s working after all. Or maybe not. Now my head hurts.)

black and white cat sits on a cushion and holds a plastic bottle labeled "Smart Water"
You could even say it smarts.

Buzz Hits The Bottle, by Dave Hogg, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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16 thoughts on “I Drink, Therefore I Think”

  1. Georgiana January 22, 2025 / 2:45 pm

    Cat’s don’t need to be any smarter than they already are, they got us doing whatever they want just by being cute.

    • 6rabbits. January 22, 2025 / 3:04 pm

      So true! Iā€™d be scared were they smarter!šŸ˜‰
      Well, except for the oranges. They actually need a little help.

    • Kar January 22, 2025 / 3:14 pm

      Or worse, they could get opposable thumbs.

      • 6rabbits. January 22, 2025 / 3:19 pm

        Yikes!

      • allein šŸ¾ January 22, 2025 / 8:25 pm

        Did you see Stomp the cat in the links post?

        • DEBG January 22, 2025 / 10:16 pm

          I *love* those feets! That’s an absurd number of toes and probably toebeans.

          • allein šŸ¾ January 22, 2025 / 10:48 pm

            Imagine coming across those footprints in the snow…you’d be so confused!

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