Why are you looking at me like that? I didn’t do anything. I was just sitting here the whole time, minding my own business. I have no idea how your curtains got torn, or about the flood in the basement, or who slashed your tires. Honestly.

Kittens, by www.metaphoricalplatypus.com, licensed under CC BY 2.0
He looks innocent to me.
I don’t know, those eyes look a little shifty.
Sure I believe him 😜
I’d like to examine those paws for evidence.
Why does one always blame the cat?! Totally innocent and I believe every word he says.
I want to examine those paws for evidence
Kittens always look so innocent. We know better, but it’s hard not to trust those little faces.