Breaking News: Area kitten Yerms Fuzznarper has officially begun his ambitious attempt to set the world speed record for eating an entire coffee table. A spokesperson for Mr. Fuzznarper expressed confidence, noting “since there doesn’t seem to be an established record, he can take all the time he wants.”
Teething kittens leave toofmarks everywhere but they’re so cute, I can’t get mad.
I have faith in you, Yerms!
The ear fuzzies are killin’ me.
I ā¤ļø those ear fuzzies.
Iām needing the cute today.
I am ferocious feline feared by coffee table world wide!