Coffee Table Kronche

Breaking News: Area kitten Yerms Fuzznarper has officially begun his ambitious attempt to set the world speed record for eating an entire coffee table. A spokesperson for Mr. Fuzznarper expressed confidence, noting “since there doesn’t seem to be an established record, he can take all the time he wants.”

A kitten chews on a corner of a coffee table.
That’s good, I’m going to need it. (Reddit)
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7 thoughts on “Coffee Table Kronche

  1. debg June 19, 2026 / 5:04 pm

    Teething kittens leave toofmarks everywhere but they’re so cute, I can’t get mad.

  2. allein 🐾 June 19, 2026 / 5:20 pm

    I have faith in you, Yerms!

    The ear fuzzies are killin’ me.

    • Dana June 19, 2026 / 5:42 pm

      I ā¤ļø those ear fuzzies.

  3. Duckie 🐄 June 19, 2026 / 5:42 pm

    I’m needing the cute today.

  4. Georgiana June 19, 2026 / 6:07 pm

    I am ferocious feline feared by coffee table world wide!

  5. AJ June 19, 2026 / 6:52 pm

    This much cute should be illegal. And that name! snort laugh.

  6. kermit June 20, 2026 / 5:14 am

    That coffee table had it coming, and we all know why.

    Coffee table with sharp corners like that one are a hazard to knees everywhere. Any responsible cat or dog destroys such abominations.

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