Is it fair to share a chair if there’s somebody there? Do you care if I dare plant my dog derriere where there’s scant space to share? If you make me aware, I can bring a spare chair. Then we’ll both sit and stare.

Stella and Roxy, by alden0249, licensed under CC BY 2.0
There’s room to pull up a chair in between and give scritches…
That was an extract from Jane Austen “Mansfield Bark”, was it?
Hah!
Lay-Z-Bark with convenient chin rest.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest and goodest boi of all?? Also getting Dr. Seuss vibes on the rhyming.