The Fiend at the Flap

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Look at them. The oblivious fools. Day after day they walk past my front door, blissfully unaware of the horrors I shall someday wreak upon them. The jogger with her little headphones. Those kids on their bicycles. That dog who just has to sniff every — single — thing. Soon they’ll pay. They’ll all pay. I’m not sure for what yet. Still working on that bit.

the face of a cat seen through a clear plastic cat door.
Look, I’m not a details guy, all right?

Through the cat flap, by hasor, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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7 thoughts on “The Fiend at the Flap”

  1. Kar April 2, 2025 / 1:57 pm

    Soon…

    eh

    Eventually….

  2. allein 🐾 April 2, 2025 / 2:15 pm

    Can I pet him if I pay in tuna?

  3. 6rabbit April 2, 2025 / 2:37 pm

    Always plan ahead…😁

  4. Georgiana April 2, 2025 / 2:43 pm

    Yeah they’ll all pay just as soon as the weather is warmer, but not too hot. And it’s not raining or too windy or ….

  5. Duckie 🐥 April 2, 2025 / 3:09 pm

    Actually, I feel vaguely threatened.

  6. Alice Shortcake April 2, 2025 / 5:07 pm

    Monochrome cat is evilly monochrome.

  7. DEBG April 2, 2025 / 5:15 pm

    I actually prefer **not** to know what evil cats are plotting.

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