
Deer Crashes a Beachside Wedding and Snacks on the Flowers
Parade Pets, via Karen F.
And finally: How We Get Gummy Bears
Andrew Y. shares a bear without exact change.
A hungry bear was spotted breaking into a jelly bean machine in eastern Tennessee. pic.twitter.com/dFLtfhhWP8
— ABC News (@ABC) August 6, 2026



I don’t know how the bride wasn’t cracking up at the deer eating the flowers behind her groom.
The custom pet portraits are hysterical!!!
They don’t say in the article or I missed it but what I’d like to know is how long was Molly the turtle missing. Because if it’s a day then for sure she did walk the 20 km from her home to Oak Hammond March but if it’s a month then maybe.
I found another article that says she was missing for two weeks.
https://portageonline.com/articles/two-week-tortoise-trek-ends-with-happy-reunion-near-oak-hammock-marsh
(And since I’m a non-metric USian, I had to look it up; 20 km is roughly 12.5 miles. And Molly weighs 36 kg, or a little over 79 lbs.)
So much hilarity today! (thank goodness)
Love the photobombing deer. The pet portraits start with Jimothy!!!! And people just walk past a bear, like it’s nothing?
I want to know if this happened in Jellystone Park.
* chef’s kiss *
And where’s Boo Boo?
People! It’s a bear! Don’t just walk nearby as if it were a 3 year old!!! Maybe it will try and come and get Jelly Bellies from you!
That beseeching “please help me” look on the bear’s face is a trap!
Yeah, I don’t get the blasé attitude regarding the bear either! People, it’s a bear not a chipmunk!
I’m officially in love with Molly. Tortoises and turtles have so much personality.