Donning his multi-spectrographic hydroanalytic science visor, Maru scans the alien landscape for signs of water. However, upon locating the water he discovers it has become contaminated… with the multi-spectrographic hydroanalytic science visor.
Scientifically submitted by Andrew Y.
No point trying to understand zen master Maru’s motives. 😻
Maru’s scientific prowess is clearly well beyond my own…
Hana’s always taking good care of Maru <3
The “multi-spectrographic hydroanalytic science visor” is absolutely something the chief engineer of (insert name of your favorite Star Trek series here) would have to recalibrate via the plasma chambers of the dilithium crystals in the warp drive and the oscillation overthruster during a key battle with (insert name of your favorite Star Trek villains here). “But Captain, I canna do more! The ship just can’t take it!” “Don’t tell me what can’t be done, Scotty! Just do it.” “(Weary sigh) “Aye, Captain.”