Flying for Dachshunds

Not That Mike The Other Mike

With its sleek aerodynamic body, the typical dachshund should easily be capable of sustained flight. Follow these simple steps:

  1. With your ears upright, prepare to leap into the air.
Dachshund dog running with its ears high in the air
If an elephant can do it…
  1. Flap ears downward. Repeat until airborne.
Dachshund dog running with its ears downward
…how hard can it be?

Cleveland Oktoberfest 2025, by EDrost88, licensed under CC BY 4.0

Cleveland Oktoberfest 2025, by EDrost88, licensed under CC BY 4.0

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5 thoughts on “Flying for Dachshunds”

  1. 6Rabbits September 15, 2025 / 6:20 pm

    I LOVE Dachshunds! And this one is incredibly cute👍🏼☺️

    There are tons of cute Dachshunds at the site!

  2. Ricky & Bibi's Mom September 15, 2025 / 6:35 pm

    Mike, you’re a genius. And little doxie is eminently squee-worthy.

  3. AJ September 15, 2025 / 6:48 pm

    Ya killing brain cells here Mike! First a void and now flying doxies. I don’t know how much more cuteness I can handle.

    • allein 🐾 September 15, 2025 / 7:18 pm

      Good thing it’s the end of the day…

  4. Blue Footed Booby September 16, 2025 / 9:09 am

    Few dogs convey the *sensation* of speed as well as dachshunds. Just not the actuality.

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