Story Time With Grogu

Cutetropolis reader AB presents our favorite French bulldog Grogu in “a bad Star Wars fanfic, starring Grogu as Boba Fett and Grogu’s Dad as Cad Bane.”

As Boba Fett pawed at the blue-skinned bounty hunter, he had an epiphany. What he desired from Cad Bane was not vengeance and bloodshed, but uppies and snuggles! Bane, for his part, was all too happy to oblige. He could snuggle Fett for now. Later, we would turn that puffed-up jetpack jockey over to the Hutt cartel. For the right price.

A man dressed like a blue-skinned Star Wars character holds a French bulldog.
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5 thoughts on “Story Time With Grogu

  1. Duckie 🐥 November 3, 2025 / 3:23 pm

    Choking with laughter at hover text.

  2. 6Rabbits November 3, 2025 / 3:31 pm

    Love the hover-text!😂

  3. debg November 3, 2025 / 3:46 pm

    More proof that Mike needs to leave his brain to science.

  4. Kar November 3, 2025 / 4:11 pm

    I look at that and think,

    “someone’s not going to enjoy laundry the next day.”

  5. allein 🐾 November 3, 2025 / 7:30 pm

    I’m not a big Star Wars person but this is too cute.

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