So! Seek ye the bridge leading to the lost paradise of Shambly-Yah? Then beware, traveler, for it is guarded by the infernal Riddling Monkeys of Mongoon. The first asks three questions, so cryptic that none can answer. The second asks, well, not really a question, it’s more of a comment, actually.

Guardians Of The Bridge, by foilman, licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
Just don’t feed the trolls!
Wonder if they can be bribed with bananas or peanuts.
Well al least they are not asking the airspeed of an unladen swallow 🤣
African or European swallow?
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