Thank goodness you’re here! I just caught a gang of leprechauns trying to eat your cake! It was touch and go for a while, but I chased them off!

Thank goodness you’re here! I just caught a gang of leprechauns trying to eat your cake! It was touch and go for a while, but I chased them off!

I believe him.
Are you sure it wasn’t the Justin Bieber haircut that scared them away?
He looks totally innocent to me.
I’ve heard of a milk mustache but never a cake beard.