“You can’t hide under me forever, Stanley. I know the birds are loud and scary and they steal your fish, but you’re a bear, for goodness sake! Get out there and face them!”
Brown Bear with Cub, by steve "steve" stevens, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)
Actual Den Mother
Oh sweetie those birds are scary? Wait until you meet one of these!
Cobra chicken! I threatened one yesterday with my walking stick. It was stopping traffic, so I had to herd it off the road. I got laughed at by the drivers, and hissed at by the goose. Then it flew to the top of the building and tried to drop a bad review on me.
A seagull once stole my coffee cake out of my hand on the beach.
that nearby gull does look kind of smug
Stanley, I’m afraid of seagulls too. Also you and your mom are really cute.